A conversation with Carman:
M: "How many of those Hardy Boys books have you read so far?"
C: "Two. I'm just starting on the third one."
M: "What? That can't be right. You just got those books yesterday afternoon!"
C: "I know."
M: "A person ought to be put in jail for reading so many books."
C: "That doesn't sound right."
M: "Oh, wait. I guess if they put you in jail, you'd probably just pass the time reading."
C: "What? You get to READ BOOKS IN JAIL??"
M: "That's right. They even have libraries in prisons."
C: "So wait, let me get this straight. If I got put in jail for stealing a book, they might actually have that book in the library at the jail?"