Doodle came into my bedroom this morning and announced, "Mama, I'm big now. I'm 4."

Me: "You're not 4 yet. You're 3 1/2." He raised his arms in victory with a big smile on his face.

"Mama, how old are you?"

Me: "34."

Looking very serious, Doodle said, "Mama, that is very far away."