Yesterday I was playing Crazy Eights with Rosebud.

After she won, I said "Do you want a knuckle sandwich?"

"No thanks" she replied politely.

I should mention that she is allergic to gluten, so I said; "It's gluten free..."

"Sure!" she replied, with a big smile on her face. At that point I was laughing too hard to care that she had just asked for a knuckle sandwich.