Yesterday we went swimming at some friend's house (they're also gringos). I sat down by their three year-old and asked him if they had celebrated thanksgiving.
He replied: "Celebrate thanksgiving? Yes, we celebrate thanksgiving."
Me: "Did you eat turkey?"
"Turkey? Oh, no. We ate mayo."
"hmm" I said, trying really hard not to laugh.
"Oh, and some ketchup" He added.
I might have laughed some.