Yesterday we went swimming at some friend’s house (they’re also gringos). I sat down by their three year-old and asked him if they had celebrated thanksgiving.

He replied: “Celebrate thanksgiving? Yes, we celebrate thanksgiving.”

Me: “Did you eat turkey?”

“Turkey? Oh, no. We ate mayo.”

“hmm” I said, trying really hard not to laugh.

“Oh, and some ketchup” He added.

I might have laughed some.